If you've ever wondered how my brain works, this won't make it any easier to find an answer...

daddyfuckedme:

Whenever someone tells me a story they’ve already told me before I pretend I haven’t heard it yet so they don’t feel stupid because I’m nice as fuck

(Source: souloftheocean)

amazed:

Following back everyone until I find a tumblr girlfriend ♡

amazed:

Following back everyone until I find a tumblr girlfriend ♡

(Source: petalys)

(Source: kelly-clarkson)

am i the only one that feels weird saying my own name?

(Source: jakefromstate-farm)

treeyonce:

resume: sometimes i can draw straight lines without a ruler

(Source: mattsmithphotos)

witneyhouston:

i actually cant breathe

witneyhouston:

i actually cant breathe